Oh god, I just did the math and I’ve done at least 14 major infrastructure overhauls or moves in my career:

• Rackspace single server
• Rackspace fleet
• Rackspace region swap
• Ruby 1.8 => 2 fleet upgrade
• Rackspace to Digital Ocean
• Digital Ocean Ubuntu upgrade across fleet
• Postgres failover setup
• Postgres major version upgrade (9=>15 IIRC)
• Rails 2.3 => 7
• Heroku to Digital Ocean
• Heroku to Render
• Nightmare AWS beanstalk hellscape (literally inaccessible! Couldn’t SSH in for the life of me) to Render + Crunchy Bridge
• Hetzner to Heroku
• Heroku to FlightControl

I think I need to go lie down now